Jesus said:

"A woman was traveling on business when she fell into the hands of muggers. They stripped her of everything she had of value, raped her violently, beat her, and left her by the side of the road, mostly dead.

"The Pope happened to be driving by on his way to have dinner with a friend, and when he saw the woman, he was sure she was dead. So he had an aide phone the police and drove on. The aide lost the signal on his cell phone and didn't bother redialing.

"Elizabeth Clare Prophet was also driving by on her way to an important fundraiser. She also pretended not to have seen the woman.

"But a Nazi skinhead, as he traveled, came upon the woman; and when he saw her, he took pity on her. He took her to the emergency room — which didn't want to treat her, since she had no proof of insurance on her. The Nazi skinhead took $2,000 out of his wallet and gave the money to the E.R. 'Look after her,' he said, 'and when I come back, I'll pay you for anything that's owed over the two grand.'"

"Which of these three do you think did right by the woman who was mugged, raped, and beaten?"

The fundangelical said, "The one who showed compassion to her." Jesus said to the fundie, "You be compassionate too."