Curses upon you, web surfer!

The curses provided by this bot are not profanity; they don't involve magic; they're not for use in role-playing games; they don't call down evil on anyone; and they don't call upon supernatural entities. Basically, they're just random abuse, slightly more wordy than "May you live in interesting times" or "May you step on a Lego."

Keep refreshing the page to generate new curses.

This will eventually be a "generate another insult" button.

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